You glorious, glorious man.

fuckyeahtraviszajac:

It really fucking sucks that you’re getting married in July. :/ :/ :/







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I can’t understand teens nowadays.

thewisepancake:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)


I want coffee sooooo bad, but I’ve been trying to stay away from it because I can’t drink it without sugar or a flavored creamer. I haven’t had any for like 4 days now when I usually have it every day, multiple time a day. I’m actually proud of myself for lasting this long, but not sure how long it’s gonna last. Oh the love/hate relationship with this whole trying to eat better thing.

itsgonnabeshawsome:

precious little fuck
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